Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.