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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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