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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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