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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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