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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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