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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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