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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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