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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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