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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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