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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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