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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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