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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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