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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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