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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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