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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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