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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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