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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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