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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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