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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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