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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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