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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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