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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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