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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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