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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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