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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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