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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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