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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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