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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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