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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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