Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.