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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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