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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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