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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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