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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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