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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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