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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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