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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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