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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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