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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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