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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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