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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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