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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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