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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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