Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.