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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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