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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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