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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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