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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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