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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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