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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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