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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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